Mel was out yesterday due to a "bad burrito" and brought in proof that the restaurant she ate in was bad. There was a "restaurant rating" in the Gaston Gazette. The "best restaruant" list was interesting.....
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: April Fool's Day prank gone wrong: chick tells her boyfriend she's pregnant, he reacts wrong and she stabs him.
Hot shave goes wrong when man puts shaving cream can on the stove
Flor-I-Duh Follow Up: Shoe salesman accused of trying to bite off part of his girlfriend's toe....for the third time.
Craigslist Price is Right: Barely Used Tub of Elbow Grease Sex Lube
Cammed 1998 Camaro Z28 Sale or Trade. The description rocks!
Woody received an email from Bill this morning. Bill says his girlfriend's celebrity "gimme" is Wilcox. We discussed the "celeb gimme" game & took your phone calls on the subject.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh II: Medical facility performed colonoscopies on patients with dirty instruments. 18 times.
Women stole pairs of glasses by hiding them in child's pants.
It's now official: Jimmy Fallon will replace Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show" Woody is mad and David Letterman had some nice words on the topic........
New name for DZL's band today: "Elbow Grease"