I just want to know what kind of mental state you have to be in to think, "You know, I should make a teddy bear out of chicken and I'm not going to keep it a secret."
Listen, I've had some dark moments. Hell, this morning I found myself in a dark hole on the internet researching what the Olsen Twins are doing these days! (I'm so disappointed to find out they smoke cigarettes...who does that anymore?)
But then there comes a moment when you tell yourself to snap out of it & vow not to share until there's any opportunity where someone WAYYYY out-weirds you!
For me the opportunity came only an hour or so after this morning's Olsen Twin binge. I'm scrolling my Twitter feed, only to see the CHICKEN TEDDY BEAR!
Bruh...