Here is a FAIL of epic proportion. Do you remember when you passed the test to get your driver's license? It is a wonderful feeling and you want to tell everyone about it. Just remember not to TEXT AND DRIVE. This guy in the southern Chinese province of Guizhou forgot about that last part. This was 10 minutes after receiving his license! He was reading text messages from some friends congratulating him on the license, when he swerved off the road and right into the river! We are not sure which is weirder, that this dude made it a whole 10 minutes before crashing...or the calmness of the people on the bridge he drove off of. They don't seem fazed at all that a dude put his car in the drink. They certainly do not rush to help him in any way!