We didn't think that it had to be said out loud, but apparently it does. Do NOT wear a Speedo when you head to any beach. We have nothing against wearing a Speedo if you're swimming in a meet, or if you're rocking that Speedo in your own pool. We aren't the only ones who are anti public Speedo. This horse is anti Speedo, too. Assateague Island off Maryland has wild horses that walk around on the beach. Some guy in a Speedo tried to pet one and it kicked him directly in the junk. We aren't sure that's the exact message the wild horse was sending, but that's the one we want to believe that horse was saying!