Stop Porch Pirates with Glitter and Fart Spray

It's the busiest package season, which means those porch pirates are out.  Wait a minute, it's St. Louis.  Porch Pirates are out literally every day, even in broad daylight.  If you're in the city, here's an idea for you.  I love a good fake package video, but this is the best concept I've seen so far.  Behold, the glitter and fart spray bomb!