Gwyneth Paltrow has never been what people would consider "normal." Her "lifestyle brand" Goop sells ridiculously expensive versions of regular things, and gives straight up bizarre health advice (promoting a $135 coffee enema kit, for example).
But this... still somehow caught me off guard.
Gwyneth wished her ex-husband, Coldplay front man Chris Martin, a happy birthday on Instagram. Great! Nothing like friendly exes!
The issue: she refers to him as her "brother."
NOPE. HELL NOPE. You had sex with that man. You had two children with that man. Do not. DO. NOT. liken your relationship with him to that of siblings.
*shudder*
The Lannisters send their regards.