Of course this lovely lady goes to Georgetown University. This just sounds like something an abnormally smart person would do.
Her name is Katherine Miller, and this chick straight up sends out exit interview surveys after she breaks up with anyone she dates. It's amazing. Just look at this perfection:
It seems somewhat petty and sarcastic, but could also be super useful if you like to date as if you were a robot. At the very least, it's WILDLY entertaining.