Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes Is Here To Make 2018 Great

If you had told me at the tender age of 10, when I was just a young girl, that come 2018 Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes cereal would be a thing...I would've told you to shut your whore mouth with that kind of sorcery talk! 

But here we are, ladies & gentleman, amidst a second coming and I'm proud to tell you that Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes will be on your grocery store shelves soon. 

Now this is the kind of American ingenuity I live for.