Even though I'm not a fan of discussing poop, I like to embrace every culture. If that means you & your family use a poop knife, cool.
A poop knife helps you break up large or hard poop, so we can stop here & you can figure out the rest. Do you use a poop knife? Do you enjoy saying, "poop knife?"
One more thing: If you stand in front of a mirror & say "poop knife" 3x, Mr. Hanky will appear!
"I thought it was standard... You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife." https://t.co/EbYgN8ogVQ— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) January 17, 2018