I always thought the year 2018 would be like The Jetsons, but here we are, warning people not to consume laundry detergent. Like, what are we going to tell our children? "Back in my day we were doin' detergent. Stuff wasn't just for cleanin' your clothes if ya know what I mean!"
I repeat: DO NOT EAST TIDE PODS. YOU COULD DIE. THE TIDE POD CHALLENGE IS STUPID.
Instead, you can try these delicious Tide pod-inspired donuts at Wake N Bake Donuts in Wilmington, NC.