File this under today's edition of: What In The Actual F Is Wrong With People?!
Whatever happened to just eating like a dick until your pants started to get snug & then you get your act together? There's a new "test" girls use to see how skinny they are...
Girls are using the "fish test" to rate their skinniness. The more fish you can fit into the little nook in your collarbone, the skinnier you are. Ridiculous!
As my friend Yvonne put it, I'll do the test with GOLDFISH before I put them in my mouth and enjoy the cheddar MSG deliciousness!