This Chicken Teddy Bear Is What Nightmares Are Made Of

I just want to know what kind of mental state you have to be in to think, "You know, I should make a teddy bear out of chicken and I'm not going to keep it a secret."

Listen, I've had some dark moments. Hell, this morning I found myself in a dark hole on the internet researching what the Olsen Twins are doing these days! (I'm so disappointed to find out they smoke cigarettes...who does that anymore?)

But then there comes a moment when you tell yourself to snap out of it & vow not to share until there's any opportunity where someone WAYYYY out-weirds you!

For me the opportunity came only an hour or so after this morning's Olsen Twin binge. I'm scrolling my Twitter feed, only to see the CHICKEN TEDDY BEAR!