And it goes something like...hotter temps...swollen blood vessels...summer penis. Summer penis is real and no one is mad about it.
Summer Penis would also be a tremendous band name.
Quoting THIS ARTICLE from PEOPLE: “[W]hen it’s hot outside, you may take in more water, which may in combination with the sweating make it appear like your body or skin is bloated,” Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, a urologist with Orlando Health, told Moore. “And that may give you the perception that things are larger.”
Also, thank you to The Woody Show for some memorable quotes on the subject!
RAVEY: "Summer penis, had me a blaaast."
GREG GORY: "Summer penis...sounds like a dessert."