In today's edition of 'When Rich People Get Bored," You only get to pay the insane monthly dues IF you get accepted and pass their ridiculous application process.
Performix House boasts that they are a "an exclusive space for a performance-driven lifestyle."
OH! And did I mention that the application process includes a phone interview and you have to provide your Instagram handle?! Ummm, hello! YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE 700 FOLLOWERS YOURSELF, PERFORMIX HOUSE!!! Gtfoh!