What Happens When Wine Meets Too Much Time

What happens when you have too much wine and too much time on your hands?  Something magical and awesome and we are jealous we did not think of it first!  A guy held his wine opener in front of a video of a roller coaster ride, and then he manipulated the corkscrew part so the levers looked like a person's arms going up and down with the turns and drops of the coaster.  At first you might be saying that's pretty weak, but when you watch the video you realize it is actually pretty mesmerizing.  It beats waiting in line to ride an actual roller coaster and is 100 times faster!