Porch pirates are EVERYWHERE and there seems to be a few different ways of handling people who steal packages from your front door. This could be the best one ever! This guy invented a GPS tracked, glitter bomb with fart spray. Yep. That's right. GLITTER. EVERYWHERE. The herpes of the craft world as it is known. Sure, a ton of us would love to see permanent dye packs, or explosives in this thing, but it is the Christmas season, and we are pretty sure that when you do stuff like that, you open yourself up to legal proceedings. This guy did it right, and the cameras inside the package were rolling for the all the joy of seeing the thieves get a little hint that their actions have consequences!