Arby's Vows To Never Serve Meat Alternatives

In a funny and official press release, Arby's promises to never serve meat alternatives

Quote, "Contrary to reports . . . the chances we will bring plant-based menu items to our restaurants, now or in the future, are absolutely impossible." 

This of course follows the announcements from huge chains like Burger King & Hardee's, who are trying to offer more vegetarian-friendly options with brands like The Impossible Burger & The Beyond Burger