Pizza Chain Selling 'Just The Crust' Pizza Without Toppings

Unfortunately, this is not some late April Fool's joke. Just call it breadsticks and keep it moving

But nooooo, a pizza chain in New Jersey insists on calling this pizza and is selling it by the slice!

Sure, I'll take a slice. Add sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. And I'm going to need a side of ranch, please.