Pumpkin Spice Spam is Happening Regardless of How Bad An Idea It Is

I imagine this tastes like what rock bottom feels like. Pumpkin Spice processed pork in a can sounds like the creation of a serial killer

Say what you want, I love most processed meats like bologna, spam & hot dogs. I also love pumpkin spice, regardless of it trying to be forced down my throat when it's still a million degrees outside.

But combining those two things? Absolutely the hell not.