This May Be the Worst Wedding Cake of All Time

Your wedding day is a big day, whether you really like the person you're marrying or not. There are a lot of moving parts, and the wedding cake is one of them. A woman in the UK ordered a "peacock" wedding cake for her big day. It is somewhat ornate but doable. I mean, half of it involves cupcakes. What she actually received the day before her wedding she describes as "a lopsided turkey with leprosy". I have so many questions about this cake, starting with, why didn't this baker at least try to fake it? Outsource the work. Present literally anything other than this excuse for a cake. Is this the worst wedding cake you've ever seen?