Pornhub. Thank god for you. Well, maybe not GOD but... I digress.
Right after Hawaiian's were told there was an missile strike, there was, predictably, a major drop in traffic to the pornographic site.
However... about 40 minutes later, after the warning was revealed to be a mistake, Pornhub saw a dramatic spike in viewers.
This answers the age old question of: "what do you do when you find out North Korea has spared you another day?" Masturbate furiously.