Have You Ever Seen One of These??

There I was. Minding my own business. When I look down in my bathroom sink and one of these hellish beasts decides to CRAWL OUT OF MY DRAIN. 

Listen: I'm not the bravest person in the world. I'm also terrified of spiders. But LOOK AT THAT THING. IT HAS NO BUSINESS HAVING THAT MANY LEGS. And why do they have to be so long??? 

Anyway, apparently its a house centipede. They eat roaches and usually just pass through houses. 

But I like to refer to it as a Nope Bug. Native to I'm-Never-Going-There Land. The capital of which is Screw That. 

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