Can We Please Stop Coating Food with Gold??

Gold tacos. Gold pizza. Gold chicken wings. 

What is this bizarre obsession with putting metal on food and charging absurd amounts of money for it? 

You're literally ruining food. 

Who is like, "you know what this delicious pizza needs one it? My grandmother's wedding ring."

If you have to order this to feel wealthy, you probably don't actually have a lot of money.

If you do have a lot of money and you order this, you're a douchebag.

Please stop disrespecting our favorite comfort foods.  

Palmer

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