This whole thing went down in Sweden, because of course it did. It was either going to be Sweden or Norway. Places with a lot of sword history, ya know? ANYWAY
8-year-old Saga Nevecek (ok, even her name sounds like she's a mythical queen) was skipping stones, when she reached down and grabbed what she thought was a stick. But then there was a handle. And then HOLY CRAP IT'S A FRIGGIN' SWORD.
Experts say its from the 5th or 6th century, before the viking era. This thing was still in the remains of its leather and wood scabbard, so obviously those people had preservation techniques mastered. It's 2018 and my phone freaks out if I even think about water. But I digress.
Back to the point which is that she should be crowned Queen of everything. Given the state of American politics right now, it seems like a viable alternative. #QueenSaga2020