Netflix Puts Out Co-Watching Contract for Couples

Ten points to Netflix's marketing team for this one, cuz every person who has tried to watch something with their significant other has dealt with at least one of these issues.

  1. I won’t fall asleep
  2. I won’t get distracted by my phone causing the other person to rewind because I missed something;
  3. I won’t continue watching a show without the other person present;
  4. I won’t talk whilst the show is on; In the event that I come across a spoiler,
  5. I won’t share it with the other person.