Unsolicited D*ck Pics Will Soon be Illegal in Texas


In Texas, you can't send unsolicited nudes anymore. "Thank god"-every woman.

House Bill 2789 makes unsolicited electronic transmission of sexually explicit material a Class C Misdemeanor, costing you a maximum fine of $500.

Every penny of which, in my opinion, should go to the person who had to see you peen.

No one wants that. No one is impressed by that. Pay me for my time lost looking at your unimpressive peen.

I'll stop saying peen now.

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