Doritos Announce A More Quiet Chip "For Women"

Remember a simpler time when we didn't have to worry about our favorite snack foods being sexist? LMAO. Everyone needs to relax. Doritos announcing a new chip "for women," is not sexist; it's stupid. If I wanted a quiet chip I'd eat a damn flour tortilla.

To give you a little context, Doritos announced a new chip "for her," that will not crunch as loud or leave as much residue on your fingers.