You Can Get Herpes From Food At A Party

Why is the internet such a buzzkill? Can't I just go to a party and enjoy some free queso without having to worry about getting the gift that keeps giving? Apparently, no.

I'm thinking this is just a sensationalized story, but I had to indulge when I saw the headline Double Dipping At A Party Leads To Herpes. Naturally, I thought they were being coy when talking about sex. To my surprise, I click on the article and see a photo of queso!!! WTF?!

Double-dipping is a personal preference and, in my opinion, bad manners at a party but in a close circle of friends? DOUBLE DIP FOR DAYYYYS!