Christmas Tree Flavored Potato Chips Are Here To Destroy The Holidays

Because apparently nothing is sacred, some soul-less company is selling potato chips that taste like a Christmas tree. What does a Christmas tree taste like, you ask? I think it's one of those things where it tastes how it smells. 

The company says they use Pine salt, not to be confused with the cleaning agent, Pine-Sol.

The pine-salt is supposed to lend a "piney, woodsy taste" to the potato chips. 

The Verdict: Not sure because I don't hate myself enough to try this garbage, but I imagine they taste approximately like regret

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