You Can Pay A Gifted Woman To Tell You What Your Name Tastes Like

This woman swears she can taste words. You can pay her to tell you what your name tastes like! Bad news for the Sams of the world. Your name tastes like tuna

Keith tastes like mint gum . . . Madison tastes like a mix of chocolate and EAR WAX . . . Sam tastes like tuna fish . . . Sean tastes like furniture polish . . . and Wendy tastes like watered-down orange juice.

If you want to find out what your name tastes like, her Twitter handle is @JulieAMcDowall , and here's a link to her PayPal account.