We Need Your Help Identifying This Thing In Our Kitchen

We are very curious by nature, but there is a limit to that.  When we came into work this morning there was a UO in the kitchen.  An unidentified object.  WTF is this thing?  Woody thinks its a Comfort Wipe.  Wilcox thinks it is an item to clean a toilet.  Chelsea seems to think it is something different all together.  WHAT IS THIS?