Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s son’s Red Lobster birthday dinner; Apple’s foldable phone will cost less than expected; The word to use to get a quicker response from your doctor via the patient portal; Wilcox started watching the comedy show Party Down; Cage the Elephant will be the half-time entertainment at NFL game in Munich in November; Woody Game Wednesday; Chelsea’s catholic school days and Sister Clister; Paying bills in person to avoid fees; Phone scams; TSA may allow pre-check members bring water bottles through security; A sinkhole at Nicholas Cage’s house; And more!

Well, This Should Be Fun; Who Is This Celebrity Who Wanted to Be a Priest or a Nun?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: End of hot dog season; Secret documentary about Elizabeth Holmes; Carrie Underwood covers Limp Bizkit; Police officer screams when “dead” deer wakes up; You are now able to accompany someone to the gate even if you are not flying; Airport dating apps; Half of all owners feel guilty leaving their pets to go on vacation; Woody’s reimbursement checks were stolen; Disruptive passenger duct taped to seat; Giving lottery tickets as gift; And more!

Today on the Labor Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Jeopardy champion accused of secret peeping; Florida's denied vanity plates; Horse herpes; Jelly Roll is no longer colorblind; Bullied teen changes name; Sleeping with a nightlight; Big Mike tip misunderstanding; Google lawsuit; Dry begging; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Anniversary of learning that Woody does not own pants with elastic waists; Fun With Football Audio; Email from PETA; Shower cups; The best and worst fast food places based on order accuracy; New movie releases; Dyson’s $500 toothbrush; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox’s anniversary and dog’s tooth extraction; 4% of Americans thought Labor Day was not happening this year; Tiger Woods was sentenced yesterday for his drunk driving charge; Compensation for the new CEO of Apple; Judge Judy: Unfiltered and Unforgettable-a special to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Judge Judy; New movie starring Owen Wilson and Alan Ritchson called Runner; Mystery animal terrorizes New Hampshire; Peeing in a cup to take a pregnancy test; Wilcox’s poo knife; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More on Wilcox’s spider gap; Wheel of Fortune announcer suspended from job because of an incident on an airplane; Update from listener Caleb who is going through rehab; Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s dog makes its modeling debut; Dolly Parton’s open marriage; Upcoming streaming releases; Woody Game Wednesday; Cost of pet procedures; And more!

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