Will No Sex Really Help A Football Team?

The Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl last season, but they're off to a disappointing 2-3 start so far this year. And so a news anchor in Philly thinks he knows the secret to turning things around:  ABSTAINING FROM SEX.   The sports anchor's name is Garry Cobb, and he's a former Eagles linebacker, so maybe he does know what he's talking about. He said, quote, "I would go to drastic measures.  I think they need to go on a fast.  Not a food fast.  The boys need to be cut off!  there's more you can see in the video below. For what it's worth, Mickey gave Sylvester Stallone similar advice in "Rocky".  So there might be some precedent for this.