What Is Going On With The Jets' New Coach's Eyes?

The Jets in New York fired their coach at the end of this NFL season and have hired someone new to take over their head coaching duties.  The other day the Jets had a press conference to introduce their coach, Adam Gase, to the world, and we are not sure what is going on, but his eyes seem to tell an interesting story.  We've been in a place where we were intoxicated and tried our best to fake our way through a difficult situation.  That's what seems to be happening with the new Jets head coach.  We've never been high on acid and had to do a press conference, but if we did, we are pretty sure that this what we would look like!