Would You Be Happy Or Sad To Receive This Gift For Valentine's Day?

Woody doesn't normally give or receive Valentine's Day presents. It's just one more weird thing about Woody. The whole giving of presents thing is something he doesn't do. But this morning was a little different. When he got up for work, we doubt that he remembered that it was Valentine's Day, and yet there was a Valentine's Day present waiting for him. What could it be? Well it turns out it is something called BALL WASH. Not sure how we would feel about this. it's nice because someone is thinking of Woody's nether regions (and now we all are, sorry about that) but then again they are saying that your nether regions also need some serious cleaning. How would you feel about receiving BALL WASH for Valentine's day? (or any other holiday for that matter)