This School Board Has Never Seen When Bart Calls Moe's Tavern

Have you ever wondered how people go so far in life while still being so sheltered? Take this school board meeting, for example. They have a public comment session and people can sign up to speak. Well, some pranksters decided to sign up under fake names, just to see if they school board would read them out loud. AND THEY DID. We are shocked that the first one got through without ANYONE saying anything. Who gets to be in charge of the school board if you don't know the PHIL McCRAKEN is a fake name? Don Keydik? Really? Nothing on that one Mr. School Board? We feel sorry for you. He didn't even pronounce most of them correctly.