We are jealous of the people who have the time and the talent to do something like this. If you've watched what Woody calls DEEP CABLE (the channel numbers that you rarely watch) you've probably seen Tom Selleck hawking something called a reverse mortgage. We didn't pay much attention to the ads, because we don't really understand what a reverse mortgage is. NOW WE DO. Tom Selleck wants to take your home. This funny edit "proves" it. Take a watch and see the hidden meaning in Tom Selleck's reverse mortgage plan.