This Is Why We Will Never Try To Run A Marathon

We are not marathon runners. That's not saying much if you've seen us. We have nothing against people who do choose to run 26.2 miles, it is just that there is one thing that stops us from trying to run a marathon. Bloody nipples. Yep. You read that right! This happened in Northern Ireland back in August, but the clip is making the rounds now. A guy was running a half marathon AND working as the pacer, which is someone who sets a particular pace and encourages the other runners to do well. He also happened to be bleeding from the nipples, which is something runners often experience. So, he made a point of shouting, "I'm bleeding from my nipples" as the other runners pass by. Would this be encouragement to you? It certainly is NOT for us!