Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is back; Fun With Golf Audio; SWAT tv show is cancelled; Cutting the umbilical cord and episiotomies; Woman strips naked before flight takes off;. Having sex can extend women’s lives; Woody clarifies his stalker situation; Tarter sauce day; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is out sick; Red Robin is closing locations; Selling loose eggs; Cruise cancelled due to cyclone in Australia; The new Alec Baldwin reality show; Man fills brother-in-law’s belly button with super glue; South Carolina inmate chooses firing squad for death penalty; People want to eliminate the gaps in public bathroom stalls; Bambi: the Reckoning trailer; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Closing schools because of wind and rain; Woody Game Wednesday; Egg prices; Time change causes spike in heart attacks; Stupid things you did as a kid; Crystal Light Vodka Refreshers; And more!

It's Probably Their Mom or Dad to Blame; Who's This Celebrity With a Pretty Unique Name?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More obscure brushes with greatness; Casey Anthony announces her new career; Free food for Fat Tuesday; Randy Quaid rings in about Gene Hackman’s death; Domino’s finally has stuffed crust pizza; Dolly Parton’s husband has passed away; Cities with the most road rage; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hockey coach ejected at Chelsea’s son’s game; Oscars recap-Conan O’Brien, Kieren Culkin, firefighters tell jokes; Microsoft outage; Shane Gillis host SNL; Obscure brushes with celebrities; Billy Joel falls down during concert; Fyre Festival 2; Microsoft is ending Skype; Task masking; Cool Beans Remix; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: “Peaceful death” revisited; Fun With Golf Audio; Woman has key stuck in her foot; How much actors got paid per minute to be in Oscar-nominated movies; Governmental Rick-roll; Woman arrested for attempted murder after locking her boyfriend in a storage unit; Getting ready for Daylight Saving Time; Update on Gene Hackman’s death; Woody received a death threat through fax; Kingda Ka rollercoaster demolished; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Gene Hackman has passed away; Discussion of “peaceful death”; Joann Fabrics is closing all their stores; Update on Woody’s couch project with his wife; United Healthcare murderer asks people not to send so many pictures; Bat 21; And more!